Good Morning, Do! Toominate him for 2024!day is Monday, October 12 ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Police arrest man for armed robbery during drug deal in southeast Wichita _____________________________________________________ Today, October 12 in 1810 Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig married Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen. The royalty invited the public to attend the event which became an annual celebration that later became known as Oktoberfest. _____________________________________________________ It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time. --- Tina Fey Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) _____________________________________________________ Whats in a name: 1. IACOCCA (the former Chrysler President/CEO)stands for I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America coincidence?.......... try these! 2. Bush (the American President) Beat Up Saddam Hussein! 3. Clinton (remember him?) Call Lewinsky, I Need The Oral Now However, no one can beat this latest casualty in bad naming Osama (WHO doesn't know him) Oh Shit, American Missiles Again! _____________________________________________________ Thanks to Betty for this picture! Bee in Fall Aster Betty Reese ___________________________________________________ Said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule? ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Crawford Anderson 20, Wichita, Kansas, USA Police arrest man for armed robbery during drug deal in southeast Wichita Police have arrested a 20-year-old Wichita man suspected of robbing a woman at gun-point during a drug transaction in southeast Wichita. Police spokesperson Charley Davidson said around 12:20 a.m. a 20- year-old woman called to report a disturbance with a weapon in the 9400 block of East Harry. Davidson said the woman was meeting with Crawford Anderson for a transaction when he entered her car, pointed a handgun at her and demanded property. Property was given to Anderson and the woman said he fled from the vehicle on foot. No one was injured during the incident. Officers located Anderson this afternoon in the 9400 block of East Harry, and he was arrested without incident. The investigation is ongoing and will be presented to the Sedgwick County District Attorney's Office. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Michael RE: What is good about W10? Dear Webby, What is good about W10? It is S L O W, awkward, doesn't network properly, and just generally is a pain in the South-End. It can't even handle my Logitech M510 mouse, that has worked properly for many years on W7 ! POS Is there ANYTHING good about W10 ? Will W11 be better, or just more pain and suffering? When will we get W11? Michael Dear Michael So far I have not found anything good about W10. It IS awfully slow and awkward. If you put Linux on a W10 iron, it is so fast that you think it is not working, until you get used to lightning fast operation. If you just use it for real work, put Linux on it. It will run Chrome blindingly fast, and of course Open Office and Office Libre, which are made on Linux anyway and just ported to Windoze. The same goes for any gadget that you want. You may have to download and install them, but I can't think of any, that are not available for Linux. As for W11, forget it. Microslop wants to call W10 "the everlasting operating system" and just make Mac style additions for it. Are they trying to chase you to Linux? It sure looks that way! Keep in mind, all the youngsters coming out of college have used Linux in college exclusively, and have been indoctrinated by frantic Socialists, who want to destroy Capitalism. W10 is proof that they are definitely making an impact on Microsoft. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ Said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule? ____________________________________________ A little girl and a little boy were at day care. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?" He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts." "Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means." The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband." ____________________________________________ >From Bea My 5 year old son was playing and was busily building up a fort in the living room. I asked him how his fort was coming along and if he would like help making it. He said " It's not a fort mom, its a dog house!" I said " Honey we don't have a dog. " To which he immediately replied " Well I think its time we got one since we do have a dog house!" ____________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today October 12 in 1492 Christopher Columbus, an Italian explorer, sighted Watling Island in the Bahamas. He believed that he had found Asia while attempting to find a Western ocean route to India. The same day he claimed the land for Isabella and Ferdinand of Spain. 1792 The first monument honoring Christopher Columbus was dedicated in Baltimore, MD. 1810 Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig married Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen. The royalty invited the public to attend the event which became an annual celebration that later became known as Oktoberfest. 1892 In celebration of the 400th anniversary of the Columbus landing the original version of the Pledge of Allegiance was first recited in public schools. 1895 In Newport, RI, the first amateur golf tournament was held. 1915 Former U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt criticized U.S. citizens who identified themselves by dual nationalities. 1920 Construction of the Holland Tunnel began. It opened on November 13, 1927. The tunnel links Jersey City, NJ and New York City, NY. 1933 The U.S. Department of Justice acquired Alcatraz Island from the U.S. Army. 1938 Production began on "The Wizard of Oz." 1942 During World War II, Attorney General Francis Biddle announced that Italian nationals in the United States would no longer be considered enemy aliens. 1945 Private First Class Desmond T. Doss was presented with the Congressional Medal of Honor for outstanding bravery as a medical corpsman. He was the first conscientious objector in American history to win the award. 1960 Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev pounded a shoe on his desk during a dispute at a U.N. General Assembly. 1961 The first video memoirs by a U.S. president were made. Walter Cronkite interviewed Dwight D. Eisenhower. 1964 The Soviet Union launched Voskhod 1 into orbit around the Earth. It was the first space flight to have a multi-person crew and the first flight to be performed without space suits. 1972 During the Vietnam War, a racial brawl broke out aboard the U.S. aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk. Nearly 50 sailors were injured. 1976 China announced that Hua Guo-feng was named to succeed the late Mao Tse-tung as chairman of the Communist Party. 1988 Federal prosecutors announced that the Sundstrand Corp. would pay $115 million dollars to settle with the Pentagon for overbilling airplane parts over a five-year period. 1989 The U.S. House of Representatives approved a statutory federal ban on the destruction of the American flag. 1994 Haitian military leader Raoul Cedras was granted political asylum by Panama. 1994 The Magellan space probe ended its four-year mission to Venus for the purpose of mapping. 1997 The St. Francis Basilica and 15th-century bell tower above Foligno city hall in Italy were damaged by 3 earthquakes. 1998 The U.S. House of Representatives passed the Online Copyright Bill. 1999 In Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf seized power in a bloodless coup that toppled Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif. The Supreme Court ruled that the coup was legal but insisted that a civilian government be restored within three years. 2001 A special episode of America's Most Wanted was aired that focused on 22 wanted terrorists. The show was specifically requested by U.S. President George W. Bush. 2015 It was announced that Dell bought EMC for around $67 billion. 2020 Do smiled. |
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