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1. Trump Campaign Takes Back Its Well Wishes to Hunter Biden
NEVERMIND
An initial statement sent to to CNN after Biden’s conviction on gun charges was seemingly changed an hour later.
U.S. NEWS
2. Gayle King Shares Way Too Much About Oprah’s Hospitalization
💩
“Stuff was coming out both ends,” she said.
ENTERTAINMENT
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3. Shari Redstone Kills Sale of Paramount to Skydance
SUCCESSION-ESQUE
The merger could have brought media titans Jeff Zucker and Jeff Shell back into the mix.
MEDIA
4. Jill Biden Missed the Verdict in Hunter’s Trial
WHIPLASH
The first lady was reportedly unable to get into the courtroom in time because of security delays.
POLITICS
Robert Mondavi Taps Carmelo Anthony for New Wine Launch
WINE DOWN
Robert Mondavi Winery and VII(N) The Seventh Estate, founded by Carmelo Anthony and Asani Swann, announced a new partnership.
5. Farage Targeted by Yet Another Object-Lobbing Protester
LINE OF IRE
Last week it was a milkshake. Now it’s wet cement—he thinks.
WORLD
6. Malawi VP Killed With 9 Others in Plane Crash: President
WORST FEARS
The news was announced after the wreckage of their missing aircraft was found.
7. DeSantis Launches ‘Freedom Fund’ to Fight the Democrats
‘KEEP FLORIDA FREE’
Not to be confused with the “Freedom Fighters Fund,” a legislative bid (that the governor opposed) to get Florida taxpayers to foot Donald Trump’s legal bills.
8. Prosecution’s Star Witness Hits the Stand in Menendez Trial
GODFATHER-ESQUE
Jose Uribe described a 2019 meeting with the Senator and his girlfriend (now wife), Nadine, at an Italian restaurant in New Jersey.
9. Trump Might Lose Golf Course Liquor Licenses Over Conviction
TEE-TOTAL
New Jersey state law bars licenses for those who commit crimes “involving moral turpitude.”
10. Katie Holmes Was Left Off the ‘Dawson’s Creek’ Group Chat
TOO COOL
She said she wasn’t aware her fellow cast members were keeping in touch.
11. Widow of ISIS Leader Spills on Life With Notorious Terrorist
DOMESTIC DISCORD
She said his personality changed drastically after he was detained in 2004 by American forces for a whole year.
12. Teen Victim Survives Near-Fatal Shark Attack in Florida
AWFUL
“I made it,” 15-year-old Lulu Gribbins reportedly said upon waking up, just days after having her hand and right leg amputated.
13. Airliner Makes Mayday Call in Mid-Flight Hailstorm Scare
BUMPY RIDE
The aircraft’s nose and cockpit windows were significantly damaged in the incident.
TRAVEL
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