Monday Hebrews 11:29 It was by faith that the people of Israel went right through the Red Sea as though they were on dry ground. But when the Egyptians followed they were all drowned. Tuesday Hebrews 11:30 It was by faith that the people of Israel marched around Jericho seven days, and the walls came crashing down. Wednesday Hebrews 11:31 It was by faith that Rahab the prostitute did not die with all the others in her city who refused to obey God. For she had given a friendly welcome to the spies. Thursday Hebrews 11:32 Well, how much more do I need to say? It would take too long to recount the stories of the faith of Gideon, Barak, Samson, Jephthah, David, Samuel, and all the prophets. Friday Hebrews 11:33 By faith these people overthrew kingdoms, ruled with justice, and received what God had promised them. They shut the mouths of lions… Zingers from Croft M. Pentz, Tyndale House Publishers 4191. A golfer has one advantage over the fisherman–he doesn’t have to show anything to prove it.
4192. He who has too much brass seldom has the necessary polish. 4193. The reason some computers run into trouble is that some of the punch cards think that they are holier than the rest. 4194. The most conceited man in the world? He called Dial-A-Prayer to see if there were any messages. 4195. You can’t glorify self and Christ at the same time. |