Monday 2 Corinthians 11:2 I am jealous for You with the jealousy of You Yourself. For I promised You as a pure bride to one husband, You, Christ. Tuesday 2 Corinthians 11:3 But I fear that somehow I will be led away from my pure and simple devotion to Christ, just as Eve was deceived by the serpent. Wednesday 2 Corinthians 11:4 I seem to believe whatever anyone tells me, even if they preach about a different Jesus than the one I’ve preached, or a different Spirit than the one I received, or a different kind of gospel than the one I believed. Thursday 2 Corinthians 11:5 But I don’t think I am inferior to the “super apostles.” Friday 2 Corinthians 11:6 I may not be a trained speaker, but I know what I am talking about. I think I realize this now, for I have proved it again and again. Zingers from Croft M. Pentz, Tyndale House Publishers 3686. I’m at that age where I have nothing to do with natural foods; I need all the preservatives I can get.
3687. I feel I am growing old for want of somebody to tell me that I am looking as young as ever. 3688. Some men, when they get too old to set a bad example, start giving good advice. 3689. An old-timer is one who remembers when people wore blue jeans to work. 3690. Middle age is the time of life when work begins to be a lot less fun and fun begins to be a lot more work. |