Why I Cried in the Apple Store
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Hi John!

Yes! I cried in the Apple Store.

It was embarrassing.

I'm going to tell you why in a minute.

Plus a very valuable lesson I learned from it.

BUT FIRST...

In this week's email:

  • ​Cartoon of The Week: Sorry, but it's about dicks.
  • Dad Jokes: It's all about rain!
  • Painting: It's all about dusty charcoal!
  • Apple: It's all about service!
  • Emails: It's about broken promises!

​Okay, here we go.

CARTOON OF THE WEEK

how holy you think you are cartoon

HOW HOLY YOU THINK YOU ARE!

I know this is an older one. 

But it's wildly popular and people just love it.

Why?

Because we all know it's true.

This is what I wrote about it.

Years ago I learned a powerful spiritual lesson from my wife Lisa.

I was going through a very intense spiritual transformation.

It was going to my head.

One day she said, "The more spiritual you are the more of a dick you are!"

Lesson learned.

And it makes a great cartoon.

 

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE HI-RES CARTOON

DAD JOKE OF THE WEEK

My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm.

It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

nakedpastor reveal

My Large Painting:

"Life Would Be So Cold Without You"

When I started this painting I wanted to convey the fragility we sometimes feel in our relationships. Even the transitions and the transitory nature our relationships can have. We love. We love deeply. We want our lover in our life forever. We contemplate what life would be without them.

Watch The Video About This Painting
WANT THIS PAINTING: CLICK HERE

POST OF THE WEEK

stupid old man

5 SIGNS OF SPIRITUAL ABUSE

Wow wow wow.

I think my posts this week where I'm focusing on spiritual abuses are hitting a lot of people. 

Excuse the bad pun.

It always amazes me how we can be so numb or disassociated or in denial or whatever that we don't even know we are being abused.

Many people have reached out to me to ask, "How do I know if I'm being abused?"

Of course, I know, because I've done it, that this is a coping mechanism to lessen the pain.

I'm so happy to be able to help people recognize their abuse and even escape it.

Click Here To Read the Post & Comments

ORIGINAL ART OF THE WEEK

oneness in darkness and ligh

"Oneness in Darkness and Light Original Charcoal"

This is an Original Charcoal drawing on Paper, measuring approximately 11"x13". With a matte and frame, much larger.

This is about learning how to navigate our strange and mysterious spiritual journey balancing between darkness and light. It speaks about solitude and courage, determination and surrender, love and mystery.

This was originally a sketch for a tattoo commission. But I liked it so much I developed it into an original charcoal drawing. And I love it. I hope you do too.

Click on the button below to see more photos of details of the drawing.

 

View Photos of the Original

Why I Cried in the Apple Store

Yes, I cried in the Apple Store.

SO EMBARRASSING!

Now I'll tell you why it happened.

Lisa and I are on a trip to see our son Joshua in Boulder, Colorado. We're here now.

But I ran into a problem. Whenever I take my MacBook Air somewhere other than home, I can't get on the internet. I can connect to WiFi, but I can't get onto the internet. 

Very confusing.

I've spent literally hours and hours trying to figure out the problem. I've been on the phone with support for hours, to no avail.

So yesterday, here in Boulder, Josh said there's an Apple Store just down the street. So we went.

They were all so kind and helpful. I was there for hours though, including on the phone with support. I set up an appointment with a tech person for 1pm. So I was there from about 10am till that time, on the phone, talking with people, and trying to figure out what the problem is.

Finally at 1pm, I met the tech person. He introduced himself and asked my what my problem was. For the umpteenth time, I explained. He said, "Let me look?" He looked at my advanced settings, the IP addresses, and he said, "Those IP addresses shouldn't be there. They're from your home that must've been typed in there or are legacy numbers. They don't need to be there. That's why when you're away from home, your computer's trying to connect to those IPs but can't because they're private. Can I remove them?"

I said, "Sure!"

He did. And BOOM! There was the internet! 

He fixed my problem in less than a minute.

I put my head down on the table and tears came to my eyes. I was so relieved. So happy. So thankful. 

After exchanging a few pleasantries and me wiping tears from my eyes, we said goodbye.

Has that ever happened to you? You are so frustrated and in such agony and suddenly your problem is gone and tears well up? Such relief!

But what was is the lesson I learned?

Here's what I wrote in my journal:

"It's one thing to be kind and patiently just be with people in their problems, their struggles, their sorrows. But it's totally something else to solve their problems, release them from their struggles, and end their sorrows.

"It reminds me of the church and religion in general that kept me in a perpetual state of both frustration and hope... frustration with my problems and hope that they will get fixed... but nothing ever happening. There were always people offering me their fellowship or advice or encouragement or solutions or course or book but nothing ever worked. There was a constant promise of fulfillment... but I only ever experienced the promise, never the fulfillment.

"If we offer people freedom, peace, and happiness, we must also show them exactly how to find it for themselves, and find it NOW!

"The perpetual state of hope, faith, and promise, only keeps us in a perpetual state of apparent brokenness and frustration and blinds us to the fact that we can end our suffering and not wait for approval or permission or a magic cure.

"My struggle (speaking theologically/spiritually) ended in 2009 when I took matters into my own hands and ended it." 

Do you hear what I'm trying to say? I hope so.

Because I think this is important.


 

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Do you ever read someone just because of the excellence and beauty and power of their writing?

James Baldwin is such a one for me.

Now I'm reading his little book, Nobody Knows My Name.

His writing on race and colonization is so powerful it kills me.

Here's one quote:

"The famous inferiority complex one is pleased to observe as a characteristic of the colonized is no accident but something very definitely desired and deliberately inculcated by the colonizer."

Of course, since I'm talking about spiritual abuse right now in my cartoons and posts, I had to draw the obvious parallel between church leadership and its members. 

Our subservience and submission isn't an accident. I believe it is cultivated in order to allow the church and its leadership to continue uninterrupted as is.

Tell me I'm wrong.

A FINAL NOTE and BROKEN EMAILS

So... I've always promised I respond to all emails! However, I discovered last week that my emails were screwed up somehow and you may have not received my actual responses.

I did respond, but you just didn't get them.

I'm so sorry that happened. I think we've fixed it and you should get my responses now.

So this is a general public apology and a promise that you will receive my responses. I do respond personally to each and every one of you who responds to my emails.

Please do respond. I love hearing from you, and I will answer!

Much love, my friends!

David

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