The most important news stories of the week are right here. Supreme High Chancellor of the People's Republic of Canada has invaded Poland! Oh no! Also, America prepares to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of 2 weeks to flatten the curve, and a Great White Shark wins a college swimming championship after eating all its competitors! Wow!
All the news that's fit to print is right here: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!
OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau addressed the nation on Tuesday to announce the mobilization of the Canadian Armed Forces against Poland, which he intends to invade and annex as part of the Canadian Empire... Read more
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