These Insiders Know What Awaits Todd Blanche if Trump Loses

By Justin Rohrlich

Alina Habba failed upward, but defense attorney Todd Blanche is “not as attractive,” former White House lawyer Ty Cobb told The Daily Beast.

Trump Boasted About Sex With Stormy in Tahoe, Athlete Says

By Roger Sollenberger

The athlete also told The Daily Beast that in the run-up to the 2016 election he received anonymous calls from strangers asking what he remembered of the weekend.

Screw It, Let’s Hold the 2024 Election Tomorrow

By Michael Ian Black

Constitutionality aside, why drag this thing out another five months—just so disengaged “undecideds” can make up their minds?

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The Wild Trump Trial Moments I Can’t Stop Thinking About

By Jill Twiss

The jury’s probably not considering this stuff, but it’s still unbelievable that all of this actually happened.

What’s Melania Thinking During Trump’s Hush Money Trial?

By Stephanie Winston Wolkoff

The former First Lady is a master of image-making, compartmentalization, and hiding in silence.

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Trump’s Defense Is About as Strong as Childhood Name-Calling

Trump’s defense team likely made a mistake by relying on the idea that the jury would adopt the idea of “Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire” and reject all of Cohen’s testimony.

Judge Throws the Book at Bankman-Fried’s Political Henchman

Ryan Salame, 30, is losing his Porsche 911 and getting 7.5 years in prison.

Gun-Obsessed YouTuber Narrowly Defeated in Texas GOP Runoff

Rep. Tony Gonzales looks set to keep his seat representing Uvalde in Congress, but just barely, after beating MAGA favorite Brandon Herrera.

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 YOU BE THE JUDGE

Their version paints quite a contrasting picture of a neighborhood row cited by the Supreme Court justice.

2.  Diddy Accusers May Be Brought to Fed Grand Jury Soon: CNN

 HEATING UP

Some of the people alleging wrongdoing have reportedly been interviewed by federal investigators multiple times.

3.  Kate Has ‘Turned a Corner’ With Cancer Treatment: Report

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The princess is currently undergoing chemotherapy.

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