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Here’s what we got for you today:

WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR THIS WEEK (INC. A POTENTIAL CRYPTO CATALYST) 📅

Need a skimmable list of all the potentially market-moving data that’s scheduled for release this week?

Say no more.

1/ Macro 📊

We’ve got a stacked macro line-up this week!

The market will soon be digging through all of the above data to try and answer a range of questions…

Is inflation heading in the right direction (down)? Will Trump’s tariffs push this data in the wrong direction (up)? Is any of this fear finding its way into the minds of consumers (causing them to spend less)?

We don’t know the answers just yet – but one thing is for sure: volatility is on the cards this week.

2/ Earnings Reports 💰

~20% of S&P 500 companies are reporting earnings this week – but we’re only looking at one (maybe two) of them…can you guess which ones?

Yep, it’s Coinbase (with Crocs Robinhood as the runner up). Coinbase is like a yardstick for the crypto industry – if $COIN is healthy, the industry is likely healthy – which makes their earnings reports kinda like the Super Bowl of crypto.

And right now, analysts expect Coinbase to report upwards of $1.7B in quarterly revenue – marking an 83% year-over-year increase!

Those are the kinds of headlines that can bring new momentum to the market.

So set your reminders for the market close on Thursday. ⏰

3/ Potential $ETH short squeeze 🪗

Institutions are betting against Ethereum in greater dollar amounts than ever before…

Is this a bad sign of things to come? Or an opportunity? Here’s what could be at play…

These funds short $ETH, forcing the price down → they buy $ETH for cheap → close their shorts → prices rebound → forcing others to close their shorts → pushing prices even higher.

Is this what’s happening? No one knows right now – but the potential is real, so it’s worth keeping an eye on, at the very least.

4/ The Milk Road PRO Research Meeting

Tomorrow, our PRO research team is sitting down for their weekly meeting, as per usual.

What’s different of late is: they’ve been filming them!

Every Tuesday from here on out, PRO subs will be able to access the recordings in Beehiiv shortly after each meeting finishes – meaning they get the alpha fresh outta the oven!

(While free subs will be able to watch the meeting on Saturday’s episode of The Milk Road Show. 🤝)

Alright, that’s everything that could potentially help or hurt your portfolio this week (the important stuff at least).

All that’s left to do is mark your calendars, light a candle, and pray to the crypto gods for a positive outcome. 🙏

NATION STATES ARE LAUNCHING MEMECOINS NOW? 🥴

Every Monday it seems as though there’s fresh ‘what the hell happened this weekend?’ madness to be covered.

For the past three Mondays, we’ve seen:

And today is no exception…

Over the weekend, we saw the first case of a nation state launching a memecoin.

(Seriously, check the date – April fools day is a ways off yet).

Yesterday evening, the president of the Central African republic (Faustin-Archange Touadéra) announced the launch of the country’s memecoin $CAR, on Solana. 👇

And within the first three and a half hours of its launch, $CAR’s market cap reached ~$830M – for context, that’s ~27% of the Central African Republic’s total GDP ($3.03B)!

But as is the reality for all memecoins: these things can turn around very quickly…

Almost immediately, Crypto Twitter began speculating whether Touadéra’s account had been hacked – which was compounded by the fact that:

1/ One of the announcement videos looked like it could have been AI generated

2/ The news page that was being announced in that video was quickly suspended

Helping to tank $CAR’s price by ~92%...

But here’s the crazy part: 

The jury’s still out on whether this was a hack or not.

Faustin-Archange jumped back on X earlier this morning to reassure people of $CAR’s validity, and went as far as calling the launch a ‘success’. 👇

And if aaall of that wasn’t crazy enough… 

On Saturday, Dave Portnoy randomly decided to start pumping a Bar Stool-related memecoin that some anon created ($JAILSTOOL).

Which did two things: 

At this point, we don’t know if these kinds of things are top signals, or the new normal…

Either way, we hope that this general cycle of weekend madness takes a break soon (we need to rest).

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