Secrets of How Dems Ditch Biden (Spoiler: Bad News, Kamala)

By Jake Lahut

Democrats have privately mapped out a path to replace the president but never wanted to go public on it. Now they might have to.

Jill Biden Must Step Up Now to Help Oust Her Husband

By Jill Filipovic

For the sake of the United States, Dr. Jill Biden must now do the hardest thing possible and ask her own husband to reflect on his position.

Trump Tees Off on Biden With Post-Debate Golf Clip Trolling

By Dan Ladden-Hall

He apparently had a score to settle after the pair squabbled about their own sporting prowess.

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Who Will Live Longer—Trump or Biden?

By William Bredderman, Dan Ladden-Hall

The first debate between Biden and Trump has reignited the discourse: Just how much longer can these guys hold on? An actuary crunches the numbers.

SOS to Clinton and Obama: You Can End the Biden Nightmare

By Melissa DeRosa

The Democrats’ raging hangover isn’t just from last night’s debate, it’s from months of denial. Now the elders need to do their duty.

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Tapper and Bash’s Debate Performance Was an Embarrassment

“Do you know what they were? They weren’t moderators. They were f***ing mic stands,” The New Abnormal’s Danielle Moodie said after watching Thursday’s debate.

Kamala Tries Her Best to Defend Joe in Post-Debate Scramble

The vice president appeared on CNN shortly after the debate to answer for Biden’s performance, and Anderson Cooper let her have it.

Dems Panic About Biden’s Spectacular Debate Fail

In the immediate aftermath of Thursday night, some members of the president’s party expressed concerns about their nominee.

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1.  Biden Aides Update Their LinkedIn Pages After Debate: Report

 FIVE-ALARM HIRE

Some are apparently worried they might be looking for a new job in the near future.

2.  State Chief Justice Hoisted Jan. 6 Flag After Alito Report

 GOOD HEAVENS

Paul Newby, a Republican, said he was given the “Appeal to Heaven” flag as a gift prior to the Capitol insurrection and had no idea it had come to be associated with the rioters.

3.  Biden Rejects Calls to Drop Out: ‘I Think We Did Well’

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“It’s hard to debate a liar,” the president said from a Waffle House in Atlanta after the debate.

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