| Dear John,
Ever hear a friend complain about a pillow biting, bedsheet-clutching, screaming-and-writhing, jaw-clenching orgasm? Yeah, no, we haven’t either.
Maybe BECAUSE NO ONE EVER HAS!
This Valentine’s Day, why not give the gift that’s always the right size, doesn’t melt, and no one wants to send back: hours of ecstasy and FUN! With a little help from TWO high-quality couples toys... Miss out on some fun in 2020? Then buy two German-engineered couples toys through February 14th to get 50% OFF the lower-priced one and make 2021 your yeaaah!
How it works: Put two couples toys in your basket and 50% will automatically be deducted at check-out from the lower-priced toy. | 
