President Obama Knows Americans Aren’t Dumb Enough To E lect Republican President

3 jahre vor

Text only:

Display problems? View this newsletter in your browser.

What's shakin', Wonkers?! Don't you love it when your
president Barry Bamz smirks to himself and throws
at dumb-dumb Republicans? Well he did it again! Click
and enjoy.

We have some more stories, but since it is the War On Christmas season, won't you click
this link
to give us $5, $15 or $25? And also, for special, you can add a special tip for your favorite Wonk writer, or for ALL OF THEM, and
Rebecca will make sure it gets into our stockings. Isn't that a great way to say thank you for the dick jokes? We think so. Here's
that link again.

Whew! Now that's out of the way, here are some badass stories to remind you why Wonkette is yr sexxxy

• Fox
 Too bad no one at Planned Parenthood was armed, except all those cops.

• Snot-nosed
 doesn't want to be your wingnut hero no more.

• Ted
 hasn't sticked 17 kids in his wife's babyhole, so stop your whining, Hillary.

• Actual
black people
 messing with Donald Trump's YOOOGE black pastor endorsements.

• Alabama
 boycotting lottery tickets and Big Gulps because Muslims are gross.

• Wisconsin to
15,000 poors: Let them eat bootstraps!

 Oh, and important announcement! If you have a business and you'd like to advertise with yr
Wonkette, you can do that! Click
to find out moar!

Oh, and did you hear about the Wonkette
 the YOOOGEST and most important of all the primaries? It is TOO a thing. And in the Wonkette primary, you vote with your
dollars and buy t-shirts, like the founders and Jesus intended! So, if you are a Hillz-bian, we
have t-shirts for you!
 But if you're feeling the Bern, that's okay! We have those too! To vote, click
 for Hillary Clinton or click
 for Bernie Sanders. 

Remember to follow your Wonkette on the
And the
 And the
 And the
 We are all the places, and all the places are us!

Now if you already forgot, you can still SEND
 do not worry! If you prefer to send us money via snail mail, you can do that
too! We have a PO Box now! How exciting is that! Checks (payable to Rebecca Schoenkopf, because “grifting”) can be sent
to PO Box 8765, Missoula, MT, 59807. Nice, huh?

Okay we love you bye!


Evan and the rest of the Wonkettes,
including that baby just below




Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love


Teilen Sie diesen Newsletter

© 2019