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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 8 A gentleman was dining in a swank New York French restaurant. The elderly waiter brought the soup, and the gentleman noticed that the waiters thumb was deep in the bowl. Then came the boeuf Bourgognonne, the waiters thumb also deep in the lush wine sauce. The gentleman became angry, but held his tongue... after all, it WAS a very swanky restaurant. For dessert he had a large bowl of strawberries, fraise de bois, with liqueurs and cream, but this time, no waiters finger. So the gentleman said, "WHY do you put your thumb in the soup and the boeuf but NOT in the strawberries?" The waiter answered, "Because I have arthritis very badly, and the warmth helps my thumb." The diner, now realy angry, screamed, "You should take your dammed thumb and ram it up your ass!" And the waiter said, "In New York, we do that in the kitchen!" _____________________________
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