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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, September 7 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 A wealthy widower, returned to Florida for the season and showed up at the Punta Gorda Isles Yacht Club with a very sexy and breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old blonde who amazes everyone with her sex appeal and charm. She hung on the gents arm and listened intently to his every word. All the guys at the club are envious. When they get a chace they corner him and badger him, "How in hell did you get this trophy girlfriend ?" He laughs, enjoying the envy and announces. "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're stunned, and continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" and the gent says, "I lied to her about my age." His friends are fascinated and you can hear the wheels turning, thinking about how they can do it too, as they ask, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50 ?" The gent smiles deviously and says, "No, I told her I was 90." =====================================================
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