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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, September 27 Today, after he sends out the Wednesday issue, DearWebby has to go for injections into his eyeballs again. That means nothing will be sent out Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Sunday, October 1st, I will be back, haranguing you for a bit of a donation to my potato fund. I promise I won't spend it on anything frivolous like salad! Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
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