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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, September 6 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him =====================================================
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