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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, September 5 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Dear John! Right now I am Fu****g FURIOUS! SPITTING NAILS! Telus, the once quite legitimate ISP, has murdered my email address. Apparently the fu****g shitheads borrowed too much money from Google to pay for the unwanted fiber installations. Few people actually wanted it. We all knew that DSL was good, and the bottle-neck was the TelAss server in Calgary. NOT the copper from here to there. So we all told them to stuff the fiber where the sun don't shine. Well, since we did not want to pay for the fiber, they borrowed tons of money from Google. When they could not pay it back, Google confiscated their emal servers. RRRRRRR F****G RRRRRRR!!!! Google of course demands that everybody dowgrades their email to gmail. So, instead of my email being [email protected] it now is [email protected] That is NOT my choice! And every time I think about that, I set their Karma on fire. F****g ASSHOLES! You can still mail to me at my usual email address, [email protected] because dingbatter.com is on a webby server and DearWebby does not fuck up. Your newsletter is sent out from a Webby server, and the sending address does not change. Just personal emails from me will have the f****g gmail address. RRRRRRR F****G RRRRRRR!!!! Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
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