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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, September 26 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger. "CLICK" An empty chamber. Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual. "CLICK" Another empty chamber. The next year, the Russian visits the African country. At the end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage. The African then disappears through a door only to reappear a few minutes later smiling and says, "Your turn". The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him. Absolutely dumfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?" "One of them is a cannibal", replied the African. =====================================================
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