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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, September 25 Still no divine inspiration from you. What happened? Did your spouse hide your glasses? Or sit on the keyboard? C'mon, tell me! What do you want to see? Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
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