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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, September 14 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Poem for women He didn't like the casserole, And he didn't like my cake. My biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right, He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue; Then I turned around and smacked him... Like his Mother used to do. =====================================================
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