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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, September 13 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 When I was at the veterinarian's office, the other day, where I had taken my Siamese cat, I could not help over-hearing a man loudly sparring verbally with the receptionist. After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense. She sucessfully quieted the customer by jokingly threatening, "Sir...Do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office???" =====================================================
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