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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Mrs. Jones went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He instructed her to get undressed and lie down on the examining table. She did so. The doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her "private parts." After five minutes he asked, "How does that feel?" "Wonderful," she replied, "but the discharge is from my ear." =====================================================
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