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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, October 3 We skipped fall and got winter! 10 cm of profitable snow! Yee-Haw! Got my overdue pone bill almost paid. Icy wind in the snow storm, but that is good! That discourages my clients from clearing their sidewalks and steps by themselves. The body shops love it too! From what I hear, there have been fender benders all over. The fancy new Diverging Diamond substitute for a cloverleaf on the McLeod Trail is causing a lot of bitching and whining, especially by people, who drive on the Deerfoot freeway and never on the McLeod. In real life, though, it's operating quite well. There are some extra lights, but they got the Green Wave tuned so that you can sail down the McLeod without hitting any red lights. No complaints from me! Abdulahi Hasan Sharif, the Somali "refugee" terrorist in Edmonton, whose U-Haul was flipped by an RCMP tactical vehicle, so that they could extract him, is now just being charged with 5 criminal charges. Those are fast and straightforward and no do-gooders can refute them. Since he was carrying an ISIS flag, he may be hit with terrorism charges at a later time, but it is very unlkikely that he will get out on parole, ever. It's too bad they could not catch the asshole in Las Vegas alive. Enjoy! Ophelia
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