NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, October 17 By the time you read this, DearWebby will have had his October shots into his eyeballs and will be stumbling around groping walls and of course any females within reach. It is surprising what he can get away with while wearing dark glasses at the Eye Center. Some women apparently even grope back! That means he won't be sending out newsletters for 3 days. Enjoy your vacation! (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 An 89-year-old man intended to marry a 24-year-old young woman. His son told him, "You can't marry a 24-year-old." "Why not?" asked the indignant old man. The son said, "If you marry a 24-year-old, you'll have to have sex with her. That could be fatal!" He thought about it a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, your mom didn't die from sex. If this one dies, she dies. She'll be insured!" =====================================================
Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
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