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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, October 30 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 "Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, "what did you and Eve do today?" "We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently. "Did you eat of the forbidden tree?" asked God. "Yes, Lord, we did," Adam confessed. "And then what did you do?" God asked. "We made mad, passionate love all afternoon." "Where is Eve now?" the Lord bellowed. "She's down at the brook washing herself out." "Oh, no," the Lord moaned." Now all my fish are going to smell like pussy!" =====================================================
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