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 Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, October 3 Today the old fart is going to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. Don't worry, he won't be able to read me calling him an old fart. That means no Friday, Saturday or Sunday issues will be sent out. You get a vacation and I won't harrangue you for donations until Monday. Snow Diver This is not me. I am the one shoveling snow (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
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