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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, October 25 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 One snowy Saturday, Jerry was having a coffee with his friend Matt, a city bus driver. "What's new at transit, Matt?" "I got a commendation the other day." "Congratulations. What did you do?", Jerry asked. "Well, Tuesday, just after the start of my first run of the day, a drunk got on the bus and fell asleep. After watching people avoid the seats near the drunk for one and a half loops of my run, I finally took the man and dragged him off the bus." Jerry was shocked. "You got a commendation for throwing a poor drunk off the bus and into a snowbank?" "No, no," Matt replied. "On my next run I noticed the drunk was still lying in the snow so I dragged him back into the warmth of the bus. Someone saw me do that and phoned it in." _______________________________________
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