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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 7 A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order. ". . .and to drink?" she asked. The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table. "Oh my God! I am so sorry!" "That's OK," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin. "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?" "Regular," she replied. "Oh great ... now this thing is going to be up all night!" ___________________________________________________
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