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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, October 21 Thank you, David! Almost Thank You to the other readers, who almost clicked me five dollars via PayPal. The transition between mowing and snow clearing is always rough, and seems rougher this year. If you can help, I sure would appreciate it! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 The distinguished-looking elderly man asked at the department store information kiosk where he might purchase some personal stationery. He was directed to the notions department on the third floor, but in the crowded elevator he became confused and got off on the fourth floor by mistake. Approaching the attractive floor manager standing near the elevator doors, he said, "Excuse me, Miss, but do you have notions?" "Sure," she replied mischievously, "but during the work week I try to suppress them until after five o'clock." "No, no, you don't understand," he stammered. "I mean to say, do you keep stationery?" "Not usually", she replied. =====================================================
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