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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, October 19 Almost Thank You to the reader, who almost clicked me five dollars via PayPal. The transition between mowing and snow clearing is always rough, and seems rougher this year. If you can help, I sure would appreciate it! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Two guys were out walking their dogs, when one dog wanders off to pee against the wall. Like dogs do, it raised it's leg and started to do his thing. The second dog then goes up and starts to go exactly where the other dog did. But instead of raising his leg, he stood up on his hind legs, put both paws on the wall and relieved himself. One guy says to the other, "Wow, how did you teach him to pee like that?" The second man replies, "I didn't teach him. He's done it ever since a wall fell on him!" =====================================================
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