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 Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, October 10 >From DearWebby: "I read that Europe is introducing drinking straws made from pasta. Amazing! If technology continues to advance like that, then by 2050 you can expect straws made from STRAW! The complication with pasta straws is that the grain needed to produce pasta straws requires MORE CO2. By 2025 there will be an acute shortage of pizza. Save the Pizza! Boycott Pasta Straws!" (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
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