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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, November 2 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear 1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape juice leave a stain? 4. The principal called... 5. But DAD says that word all the time. 6. What's it cost to fix a window? 7. Has anyone seen my earthworms? 8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy? 9. The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes. 10. I'm moving back in. =====================================================
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