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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was taking a walk when he happened to look up the tree and saw the little girl. She had no panties on, so he called her down and gave her two dollars to buy a pair of panties. The girl was so happy that she ran home and told her mother about it. The next day, when the priest was taking his daily walk, he looked up the same tree and saw the young girl's mother up there. She had no panties on, either. He called her down and gave her two dollars to buy a razor! =====================================================
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