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OpheliaFree.txtGood Morning, John! Today is Sunday, November 8 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 5 TOP TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT 10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?" 9. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get pissed off." 8. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."7. "Wait a minute...I get it.. what time of the month is it?" 6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?" 5. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked." !!! 4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on." 3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of BEE-AHTCH Flakes this morning." 2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?" AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT... 1. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded _______________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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