Ophelia Dingbatter's News
NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults. |
| | Subscribe | |
Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, November 22 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Gullible Warming is over! Gullible Cooling is here now. And it is all because of the vegetarians! (`v) Ophelia
Renew / Upgrade ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.
Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is
ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Last time Bill was in the hospital, he really enjoyed himself: Patting the bottoms of the pretty nurses, offering to show them his circumcision scar, and the like. One nurse finally had all she could stand of his crude behavior and said, "A pervert like you should be living in a whore house!" Bill grinned at her and said, "Well, it WOULD be cheaper than here, but I can't get my insurance to pay for it." =====================================================
Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
| | If you like my work,
Please donate a dollar,
or two, if you can afford it!
Please, help me stay online!
|
Enjoy! Ophelia ----------------------------------------- ---------ooooO----------------------- ---------( )-------Ooooo-------. ----------\ (---------( )-------- -----------\ \---------) /---------- ----------- \ _)--------/ /------------ -----------------------(_ /-------------- -----------------------------------------
[html] [/html]
[email protected] | If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it!
Please help me stay online!
|
Please subscribe a friend to the Ophelia Dingbatter News
Don't worry, they will get a confirmation request.
Unless they confirm, their subscription will not be completed.. |
| Guaranteed Privacy! Names and addresses will never be sold or transferred to anybody. |
1147
You can un-subscribe from this list by clicking this link:
http://webby.com/magiclist/index.cgi?act=u&l=Ding&[email protected] 