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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, May 5 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ In Arizona in the 1880's there was a cattle ranch near Tucson. On the ranch was an old Indian everyone called "chief." Chief was a hard worker and all the cowboys liked him, but he was an alcoholic. One day chief got up early in the morning and went to repair the outhouse. He got the top off the two holer, and was sawing and hammering as he drank whisky. Finally, he got so tipsy that he fell into the pit under the two holer. He was unconscious for some time, and injured, so he laid there for a couple days. All of his friends were looking for him. Finally Tex went out one morning to do his business in the outhouse, and heard groans coming from the hole. He got his riata, lowered it in the pit, and pulled chief up. He was, naturally, quite a mess, since he was covered with 2 days worth of... well, you know... When he got chief up Tex said "Gosh chief, you're a mess. How long have you been down there?" And the old fellow replied, after some thought, "Many Moons!" ______________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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