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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, May 3 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Dear Webby is NOT on the way to Calary. The daughter of his driver had some medical issue and he had to postpone the injections to May 8. (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again--the strain would be too much. The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against temptation. This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other on the stairs--she's coming downstairs, he's heading up. "Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering. "I was about to commit suicide." "I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just coming upstairs to kill you!" Well, they both outlived her doctor. =====================================================
Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
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