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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, May 30 YeeeHaw!!! I love this thick forest fire smoke! Lawns grow like crazy! Fifteen minutes after I mow a lawn, dandelions are up again. Some lawns, that were fertilized and have automatic sprinklers, need to be mowed daily thanks to the CO2 in the smoke. I love it! (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
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