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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, May 28 Memorial Day in the US Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Three rich guys were telling each other what kind of antique auto they were going to give their girl friends for Christmas. One guy said, "I'm going to give my girl a Kaiser and surprise her." The next one said, "I'm going to give my girl a Frazier and amaze her." The third guy said, "I'm going to give mine a Tucker." =====================================================
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