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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, May 23 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their shuttle flight start conversing about the recent worldly events. The strangers were of varying cultures. One was Native American. Another was a cowboy from West Texas. The other person was a devout Arab Muslim. During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history. The Native American stated "Once my people were many, now we are few." The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "Once my people were few and now we are many." The cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin, "That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet. =====================================================
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