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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, May 22 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ Two Germans are walking down the street. One of them is notorious for his prejudice against Italians. Yet when he sees an Italian organ grinder with a monkey, he throws $20 into the monkey's hat. His friend is surprised. "But people have been telling me for years how much you hated Italians, and here you go and do that." To which the guy replies, "Well, I couldn't help myself, they're so cute when they're little." =====================================================
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