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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, May 2 Dear Webby is on the way to Calary, the cleanest big city in the world. You can see the Rockies, a hundred miles away, like they were just a few blocks away. He won't be there to admire the mountain view. The mountains are 70 miles closer where he lives in Black Diamond. And he won't be admiring the views on the sidewalks, because his driver is Barb, his former secretary. He will be in Calgary for injections into his eyeballs, and Barb will drive him straight back afterwards. After the injections he can't see enough to drive. That means no newsletters will be sent out until the Monday issue sent on Sunday night. (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. The elderly man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. He called his wife every bad name he could think of. When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat, too." =====================================================
Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
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