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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, May 15 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 The Pope made a decision to grant absolution to three sinners. The first person before him was Howard Stern. "What is your sin?" asked the Pope. "I have offended people all over the country," replied Howard. "Kneel down," replied the Pope. "I shall bless you and grant you absolution." Next before him was Bill Clinton. "What is your sin?" asked the Pope. "I have cheated on my wife," Bill answered. "Kneel down," said the Pope. "I shall bless you and grant you absolution." The third sinner was then before the Pope. "What is your name?" he asked. "Monica Lewinsky." "Perhaps it would be best if you remain standing!" the Pope said. =====================================================
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