NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, May 13 Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 As the airliner moved back from the gate, the fight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judy Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination." John, sitting in the 6th row, thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? I think I better have a scotch and soda." When the flight attendant came by with the drink cart, John asked, "Did I hear you correctly? Is the captain a woman?" "That's correct, sir," she replied. "In fact, this entire crew is female." "Good Lord," said John, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit." "That's another thing, sir," the flight attendant said. "We no longer call it the cockpit. It is now called the box office." =====================================================
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