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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. ______________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version:
A robber broke in on a young woman and her elderly mother. "I'm going to tie you up while I fill my bag with swag," he said, "and then before I leave I'm going to have my way with both of you." "Oh, please, sir," cried the young woman, "take anything you want, and do what you will with me, but PLEASE spare my dear old mother." "Now, dear," said the mother, "don't try to teach the man his trade." ======================================================
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