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 Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. ______________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: 
 Jackie walks into a lawyer's office and asks, "Is it true that if I get divorced, I'm entitled to half of my husband's possessions?" "In most cases," answers the lawyer, "it is true. Are you getting a divorce?" "Not yet," Jackie replies. "First, I've got to get married." ======================================================  
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