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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, March 23 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 A man who suffered from impotence went to see a doctor. The doctor gave him a revolutionary new injection made from monkey glands, which worked perfectly. Nine months and two weeks later, his wife had a baby. When the nurse came out of the delivery room with the news, he asked, "Is it a boy or a girl?" "We won't know until it comes down off the chandelier." =====================================================
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