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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, March 20 Thank you, Zin, for your very much appreciated birthday present!!! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: Good Girls and Bad Girls Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini line Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies Bad girls know they could do it better Good girls wear white cotton panties Bad girls don't wear any Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls Good girls pack their toothbrush Bad girls pack a 100 box of condoms. ====================================================== ======================================================
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