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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, March 17 While you read this, Dear Webby is on the way to Calgary. The plan is for Barb, who used be his secretary, to drive him to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. and back home afterward. Then he will get 3 days administrative duty (washing dishes, laundry, etc) unless one of you is brave enough to show up. While he would love that, I am not counting on that. (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 3 A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixen {ready} to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee." _____________________________________________
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