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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, March 16 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 Paddy had downed 4 pints of Smithys, 4 pints of Guinness and 3 whiskies, his money had run outbut poor Paddy wanted a few more. He thought and thought of a way to get a few more Euros He went to a local park, grabbed a little dog, took it behind a tree, and wrote this note. I have kidnapped your dog ..I am sorry to do this, but I need the money .. Leave 500 euros in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree, in the park in 2 hours time, Signed, Paddy from Cork. He pinned the note inside the little dogs collar and told the dog to go straight home. Two hours later Paddy returned to the park to find the 500 euros in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as he had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note Here is your money .. I CANNOT believe that one Paddy would do this to another Paddy, signed the dog-owner ______________________________________________________
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