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OpheliaFree.txtGood Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, March 14 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 7 This drunk is sitting in a bar and asks the bartender, "Where's the bathroom pal?" The bartender says, "Go down the hall and make a right." Well, a few minutes later, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom. A few more minutes go by and again they hear another loud scream coming out of the bathroom. This time the bartender goes to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He knocks on the door and yells in to the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You're scaring all my customers away." The drunk says, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender opens up the door, looks in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting on a mop bucket!" _______________________________________
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